It has come to our attention that some people genuinely do not know how to properly eat a burrito. It’s not Rocket (Sauce) Science, but there’s a way to eat a burrito & come out looking like a champion. Scenario created & provided by Helm.
Using a firm but gentle grip, grasp the burrito with both hands
Hold the burrito vertically & peel back the foil so that your hands are covered in case any of the contents spill out
Once your hands are properly covered, begin eating. Chewing 35x before swallowing is recommended, or you can sing the chorus to “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen 2 times if you’d prefer not to count. It is possible an acquaintance or former lover may cross your path while you are eating your burrito, so clean hands are necessary should a personal interaction ensue
As you eat, you’ll find that you’ll need to peel back the foil once again to allow more room for the tortilla to show. Repeat step #2, ensuring your hands are still covered in the process
You’ll find that once you near the end of the burrito, you’ll have no choice but to pickup the remainder burrito up from the foil. At this point, your hands may encounter burrito juices. This is normal. Read on to step 6
You have now eaten a Carne Asada burrito. At this point, do whatever feels right